Equipment

Crystal Ball

You are required to have a crystal ball to use for empowerment and guidance both before and during the game. You may be requested by the Princess to use your crystal ball to see the future she has in store for you for any reason at any time and without warning.  Do not allow the Princess to grasp your crystal ball or she will surely throw it to the floor, or wall in an attempt to smash it into thousands of glass shards like your life will soon become thereafter.

The Table

The table shall be a full size American pool table made by the finest craftsman in the land using wood from deep within the black forest and slate made by the slaves that she has cast into her prison nightmare where they “dig the dirt with their hands until they die” and any other task the Princess demands of them.

The Balls

Her balls shall be larger than a snooker ball and equal to that of the American ball.  There shall be one solid black, 2 solid yellows, 14 white balls with spots to intentionally make the game harder for your eyes, and an off white (yellow) cue ball that should have spots as well.    All Balls are required to be 2-1/4 American size and weight.

Your cue

You will use a snooker cue with a tip no larger than 10mm in diameter. You are allowed to use your own cue if the Princess has allowed you to.  However, you should be prepared to use a castle cue.  Castle cues are made from black forest trees and are prone to warping and flying through the air like deadly spears.  Always keep a sharp eye on the princess as she is exceptional at throwing things.  Tip scuffing is not allowed in front of the Princess at any time.

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